The Internet Is an Appropriate Place to Garner Pity

By on September 15, 2010 in humor, true story
I am in pain.

I woke up early and paid my bills. Ouch.

To add insult to injury, my throat hurts. It feels all scratchy and enflamed.  Even the cheery little edamame that I ate for breakfast (because I’m so POOR I can’t even afford EGGS for God’s sakes) felt like little knives going down my esophagus.

I can’t take a sick day because I have too much to do at the office.

Oh, it hurts!


Don’t you feel sorry for me?

Thanks.

OK, enough of that. I’m going to be late for my conference call. 

5 Responses to The Internet Is an Appropriate Place to Garner Pity

  1. TB732 September 16, 2010 at 2:11 am #

    I feel your pain… hope you are feeling better.

    TB

    8)

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  2. Leslie September 18, 2010 at 11:50 am #

    Soooo cute…my baby first born boobalie, sorry for your sore throat. : ( How’s the splinter situation?

    Reply
  3. gato September 22, 2010 at 1:57 am #

    You know what, your mom’s right! You should be serving cheese with all this wine…

    I’m sorry that was a HORRIBLE joke.

    Reply
  4. Kristen September 23, 2010 at 3:15 am #

    you can’t afford eggs but you can afford edamame?

    Reply
  5. K-dawg September 23, 2010 at 5:01 pm #

    I love your new levels of dorkiness.

    Reply

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